Introdouching Duke!

Friends I promised myself that I would be nothing but honest with you whilst recoding my life here, that is why I must sadly report that the Duke Students are all Douches! Am I jumping to conclusions? Perhaps, but if you had to spend the excruciatingly painful few hours with them that I had to last night, then I think you would easily come to similar conclusions. How do I define Douche? Lets just say they are less vinegary and more rich, white and privileged(ly). If, friends you are unfortunate enough to understand Willamette dynamics, then times that by oh, one million and you get Duke!
However you should not fear for me friends! You see this actually works to my benefit, after all I did not come all the way to China to meet snobby Americans. No I did in fact come to experience China, and now nothing will hold me back from putting myself out there and meeting Chinese students! Any fears I might have had about introducing myself to students quickly vanish when I only remember the alternative!
Happy Valentines Day Friends